When people disagree that you are a magical unicorn and you threaten them: they bequeath unto you ... The Aggressive Unicorn. In other news, here's a list of amazingness:
Coffee. Books. Game of Thrones. Castle. Merlin. Sherlock. White Collar. How I Met Your Mother. Suits. Bones. New Girl. Big Bang Theory. FRIENDS. Marvel. Most action movies. Science. Astrophysics. Knowledge. The MBTI. Vlogbrothers. YouTube. Starkid. Gadgets. Unicorns.
If you like any of the above, congratulate yourself on your excellent taste in life :)