WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between


If you can get some stuff done in the chaos sometimes, god bless you. If you can basically hold it together, propping yourself up with duct tape and glue, rock on. If you can manage stay upright even one hour a day, you’re doing pretty great, as far as I’m concerned. And if you can be kind to the other stumbling fools around you half the time - well, that’s just heroic.
— Elizabeth Gilbert (via liquid-diamonds-flowing)

  • me: oh look a stationary shop!
  • me: *buys more than one notebook and some pens*
  • me: *takes home and adds to pile of unused notebooks*
  • me: *and fancy pens*
  • me: i don't have a problem, what are you talking about

loudest-subtext-in-television:

holmesianpose:

ewelock:

THE NOISES I AM MAKING

FAVORITE

this has been my fave Sherlock post for like a year


batsonthebrain:

nanner:

matafari:

shewolfs:

#THE BIGGEST ‘FUCK YOU’ IN THE HISTORY OF GAME OF THRONES

#good thing winter is coming #gonna need some ice on that burn

And Tyrion’s just like “Respect.”

If anyone can appreciate the value of a well delivered backhanded compliment, it’s Tyrion.



awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby


quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon


Sometime after Green Day released the wildly successful American Idiot in 2004, they graduated into what I call the “give no fucks” category, joining a few other notable peers. Foo Fighters fans weren’t clamoring for the heavy metal Probot record Dave Grohl made. Metallica didn’t create Lulu after millions of metalheads demanded they collaborate with Lou Reed. Green Day didn’t need to turn American Idiot into a musical, and I have a hunch that Billie Joe Armstrong teaming up with jazz-pop singer-songwriter Norah Jones to cover an Everly Brothers record was not the result of an online petition started by Green Day fans. But did any of these artists give a fuck? Clearly, no. If selling out is loosely defined as creating something for the sole purpose of it being successful, then whatever the word is for “opposite of selling out,” insert it here. These are endeavors of pure intent, and I respect them out of the gate for that.

Tim McIlrath

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