When people disagree that you are a magical unicorn and you threaten them: they bequeath unto you ... The Aggressive Unicorn. In other news, here's a list of amazingness:
Coffee. Books. Castle. Stana Katic. Nathan Fillion. Anyone with anything to do with Castle. How I Met Your Mother. Bones. Glee. New Girl. Big Bang Theory. FRIENDS. Marvel. The Hunger Games. Most action movies. Science. Astrophysics. Knowledge. Vlogbrothers. Nerd Fighters. YouTube. Starkid. Gadgets. Unicorns.
If you like any of the above, congratulate yourself on your excellent taste in life :)